It’s just one more day in my life, and this is just one more post to add on to my blog. I really am running short of things to talk about yet I keep typing. I really have nothing to say but this is my blog so I can talk about anything correct? Correct. So to make things pass by and to give this blog so definition and actually interesting content, I am going to combine my favorite quotes!:) So let’s get started shall we?
1. I wasn’t fired form my job; I was laid off, but you wouldn’t know the difference. I didn’t want salmon… I said it four times!
2. Well I’m not going to. Ever. Even if there’s a fire!
3. Here’s a situation for you dad. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
4. Nancy: You yelled "rape" at the top of your lungs.
Brennan: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes, and at one point he said, "Lets get it on."
Dale: That was about the fight. I am so not a raper!
5. Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill on… go!
6. Not at the table Carlos.
7. Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
8. It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
9. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.
10. What are you talking about? I've found a baby before.
11. Okay, well, maybe we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a ra-tard.
12. Your language is offensive.
So that was just a few of my favorite quotes, from Step Brothers and The Hangover. Anyways hope you enjoyed my ramblings.
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