Blog 54: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Three stories about me:

1.      So here I was just walking through a parking lot with my best friend Kylie, when these guys rolled up in their car just coasting along beside us.  We chose to ignore them and continued to walk to Kylie’s minivan.  The guy in the passenger seat rolled down his window.  Still we keep walking, just minding our own business.  Then the guy decides to call us both whores with aids.  How lovely of him right?  It is very classy to coast beside people and call them names.

2.      Another story with my friend Kylie in it seems appropriate.  When we hang out, we like to prank our other friends; it just seems natural to us.  So we occasionally walk through Wal-Mart just to see if we can think of anything good.  Well it is 11pm and there are not many people there so we just walk about.  We get to the fish aisle.  And I mention look there are fish for only thirty cents!  We look at each other and think the same thing.  How funny would it be for someone to wake up one January morning to frozen fish?  So we buy ten individually bagged fish and place them along a friends drive-way.  It was classic.

3.     Might as well keep the trend going.  One night I was hanging out with my two best friends, Kylie and Jess.  We were pretty bored so we had to think of something to cure that.  We decided, being the kind of people that we are, to get into the hot tub.  It is December.  So this is still not an uncommon occurrence, until we decided to have races down the snow covered hill.  We sat in the hot tub and then rolled down the hill seeing who could make it farthest without giving up from the cold.  Needless to say we all got sick and had scratches from the weeds.  We didn’t think that one through too well.

So having read these, which ones do you believe are true, and which one do you find false?  Comment below with your answer.  Thanks!